tajikistan-official:

*white dad voice* that’s a nifty little gadget you got there, buster

im gonna be hot in a few years i swear

#lol #eme #me

heartbreaks:

when someone says something mean about you and everyone starts laughing

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beyoncevevo:

condom:

beyoncevevo:

my school is basically filled with ugly and annoying people 

you’re homeschooled?

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spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

substiel:

Some guy just whistled at me while driving by and my dad goes “don’t worry, that was for me”

#lol #best #ne #dad #me

jbkats:

"paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard